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Post by Gul on Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:51 am

It's all about women


1) What is the difference between women and puppies?



Answer: Puppies grow up.


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2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?



Answer: Because they are...


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3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?




Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


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4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..


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5) What did God say after he created woman?



Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.


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6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?



Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

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7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?




Answers: I) no mind ii) no business


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Post by mhrajput on Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:02 pm

Good Post

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Post by mhrajput on Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:42 pm

Nice..

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